He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
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