he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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