No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Randomize
