apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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