There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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