therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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