She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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