I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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