no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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