if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
