Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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