ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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