Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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