she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
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