So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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