I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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