I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Randomize
