after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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