Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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