Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Can Purell be used as lube?
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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