He is such a slut. More and more my type.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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