How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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