wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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