the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
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