i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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