U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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