Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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