2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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