my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
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