Dual....:-)
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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