i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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