glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
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