at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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