she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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