One girl and one boy is just not enough.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I was not drunk enough for that final.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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