please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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