Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Randomize
