On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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