Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
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