I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
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