Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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