dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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