Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
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