hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
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