That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
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