I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
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