she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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