We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
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