my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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