Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Dignity is for republicans.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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