just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Randomize
