Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
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