Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Randomize
