So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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