Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
They took my balls.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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