I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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