i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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